Psalms 6:2

 Proudly Providing the world most sophisticated  toilet defense system!   We at Alpha Church intend to provide weapons grade tools for the insanity of the modern culture war. "When they go low, We go lower"! We should probably credit Mrs. Clinton here so I'm not locked up for plagiarizing,  her friend Big Mike is gonna be mad and you know how low they'll go! Your mission: is to proudly display your Transguard everywhere toilets are found.  Please.... I need enough police reports of spotted Transguards to catch the attention of our super truthful news agencies so Alpha Church can avoid paying the advertising vultures! Also Alpha Church is not responsible for the improper use of its art.  Apes will be Apes and there's nothing my smoothe brain can do about them! Amen!